[gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?)

[gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?)

[Devon Miller]

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*Dear Gentoo-User,*

* Due to my careful search for an honest, reliable and sincere business
partner, I got your contact from the internet, well I don't know you neither
have I see you but I was well convince from were I got your contact that you
are a responsible fellow, so I ask if you can be trusted not to break an
agreement?*

*Still, it took me time to make up my mind to contact you and to offer you
this proposal of mine of which my whole life depends on. Please, my name is
Simon Kabila-Torvalds the son of the great developer LINUS TORVALDS,the
president of Linux. I am 24 year old and presently residing in DAKAR-SENEGAL
in Africa under asylum from Microsoft Incorporated.*

* My mother happens to be a nurse whom the Linus Torvalds had an affair with
during his life styleas a play boy,and the affair resulted to my birth,but
it was unfortunate that the great man did not marry my mother legally. As a
kind of settlement, for my mother and i,my father gived the sum of Eight
million one Hundred thousand LinuxSavior CDs to my mother for my life
inheritance.*

*After my mother died ealier last year at the age of 24 years old,i am left
with this huge sum of CDs,and i need a partner who will help me transfer
this distro oversea for immediate investment as i have made up my mind to
invest in your country. Your compensation for your immediate assistance is
your very own download of  of the distro as soon as it arrives your country.
I will like truth and honesty to be our watchword in this business. As soon
as i hear from you I will give you a phone where you can reach me. thanking
you in advance and God bless.*

*Yours sincerely, *
* Simon kabila.*

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Re: [gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?)

[Uwe Thiem]

On 12 January 2006 19:21, Devon Miller wrote:
> *Dear Gentoo-User,*

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> *Yours sincerely, *
> * Simon kabila.*

Hilarious. The "From: " field, though, should contain an address in Congo, 
Nigeria, Kenya or, at least, France. Hotmail or yahoo would be acceptable as 
well. ;-)

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Re: [SPAM] - [gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?) - Bayesian Filter detected spam

[Harald Arnesen]

Devon Miller <devon.c.miller@gmail.com> writes:

> *Dear Gentoo-User,*

This can't be the real thing. You don't write the whole post in
capital letters.
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Re: [gentoo-user] Re: A New Linux Way (This is a Joke, laff will ya?)

[Eric Bliss]

On Thursday 12 January 2006 09:21 am, Devon Miller wrote:
> *Dear Gentoo-User,*
> 
> * Due to my careful search for an honest, reliable and sincere business
> partner, I got your contact from the internet, well I don't know you neither
> have I see you but I was well convince from were I got your contact that you
> are a responsible fellow, so I ask if you can be trusted not to break an
> agreement?*
> 
> *Still, it took me time to make up my mind to contact you and to offer you
> this proposal of mine of which my whole life depends on. Please, my name is
> Simon Kabila-Torvalds the son of the great developer LINUS TORVALDS,the
> president of Linux. I am 24 year old and presently residing in DAKAR-SENEGAL
> in Africa under asylum from Microsoft Incorporated.*
> 
> * My mother happens to be a nurse whom the Linus Torvalds had an affair with
> during his life styleas a play boy,and the affair resulted to my birth,but
> it was unfortunate that the great man did not marry my mother legally. As a
> kind of settlement, for my mother and i,my father gived the sum of Eight
> million one Hundred thousand LinuxSavior CDs to my mother for my life
> inheritance.*
> 
> *After my mother died ealier last year at the age of 24 years old,i am left
> with this huge sum of CDs,and i need a partner who will help me transfer
> this distro oversea for immediate investment as i have made up my mind to
> invest in your country. Your compensation for your immediate assistance is
> your very own download of  of the distro as soon as it arrives your country.

Please to send me your shipping/warehowse adress so I no where to send thees 
vaulable CDs.  For to help me by storeing thse CDs you will be entitled to 
25% (2 million 25 thousand LinuxSaviour CDs) of mine inheritance.  With haste 
please to let me ship these to your werehowse before General Billy Gates 
seizes my inheritance and uses it to fund the genocides taking place here.  
Also to includ you're numbered account in the Swiss Caymen Islands for to me 
send your reward.

> I will like truth and honesty to be our watchword in this business. As soon
> as i hear from you I will give you a phone where you can reach me. thanking
> you in advance and God bless.*
> 
> *Yours sincerely, *
> * Simon kabila.*
> 

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