Re: [gentoo-desktop] unsubscribe

[Harry Holt <harryholt@gmail.com>]

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On Sat, Jan 31, 2009 at 11:18 PM, Frank Freeman <ffreeman@digitalns.net>wrote:

> unsubscribe
>
> Hmph.  You can't get out that easy.

Please Note:  In some later model unsubscribe kits, the "OFF" indicator has
been replaced by "POWER-UP STANDBY ENABLE".  Accordingly the "ON" indicator
has been replaced by the much clearer, "POWER-DOWN STANDBY ENABLE".  Contact
your internet service provider for a list of affected model numbers.  An
"ON-OFF" retrofit panel kit is available for those who have difficulty with
the new and much clearer labeling.


First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
Then follow these
directions. The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type.
Depending on
requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
System A, depress
lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot
immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip,
attach connection
marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring
one inch below
the connection point until you feel it lock.

The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
small switch on
the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial condition,
so that the two
orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the
vacuum receptacle
to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
release switch
places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually
up or down by
pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self-
adjusting. To secure
after use, press the green button, which simultaneously activates the
evaporator and
returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.

You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If
the red light
is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements has not been properly
implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the right of the
evaporator . He will
secure all facilities from his control panel.

To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
clothes rack.
Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below.
Enter the shower,
taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your upper
right upon entering
you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light
will then be
illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
desired setting. Now
depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.

The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
you activate the
"Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to
leave, press the
blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may
leave. Please remove
the velcro slippers and place them in their container.

If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
button. When the
twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left,
just below the
blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium
setting is suggested.

After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
switching to the
"ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the
unsubscribing operation,
you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" override
switch in the "OFF"
position. You may now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the
green exit light
goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.


Harry Holt, PMP

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has
to be us."
 - Jerry Garcia

 P.S.  I'll go ahead and apologize now.  It won't happen again.

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